The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
oh god here’s Britain
We are the Moon Moon of Eurovision
OH GOD THIS POST HAS KILLED ME
still the best Eurovision song
don’t even argue with me
just accept it
Jess look what I found!
Yay this is soo the best song ever!!
still the best Eurovision song
don’t even argue with me
just accept it
Jess look what I found!
BECAUSE OF MY SHOES
I AM WEARING TODAY
ONE IS CALLED LOVE
THE OTHER IS PAIN
you see in the UK it’s not about winning
it’s about not coming last
YOU
HAVE
NO
FUCKING
IDEA
HOW
MUCH
I
LOVE
EUROVISION
runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:
If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.
are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference
it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day
It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.
My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.
Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse
My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney
Ironically, it was a dark time.
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